let me tell you what
i’m learning lessons in office politics the hard way. middle aged ladies who work for non-profits aren’t as warm and fuzzy as they seem. let me tell you that, too.
timyok: I’m not just trying to feel sorry for myself, or get any pity for this. I think I’m a pretty average looking dude, whatever. But I am the LEAST photogenic person probably in all of history. Just the ugliest tim, i’m supes unphotogenic too. this could just be in comparison to my ultra photogenic sisters. but really, i loathe 99% of all pictures taken of me. i always think...
don’t jog on your treadmill and prop up your computer to watch friends. it will fall down and you’ll have to choose between letting your precious mac be smashed into a brick wall or sacrificing most of the skin on your knees and palms. you’ll save your mac’s life because it’s expensive and be left with a rip in your palm the size of a dime, two skinned knees, a giant...
can't really see the point of this thing now
cause why? cause i don’t live by any of my friends, that’s why.
a beautiful hockey monster
tim: you watching this game??
tim: 3 goals in like a minute and a half
tim: ah shit, now columbus scored
me: a minute 16
me: but yea
tim: haha look at you
tim: a minute 16 but yeah
tim: correcting me, thanks
me: no prob
tim: you've become a monster
tim: a beautiful hockey monster
celia, you can be part of my sports center, okay?
have any of you met my mom?
probably not. if there’s one thing you should know about her, it’s that her password for most things is “heliveth.” needless to say, easter is a popular holiday around my house. he is risen. he is risen, indeed.