I can't even believe it!
katiedillon: My friend’s having a baby! Going to the hospital! I’m gonna be a father! Be sure to do lots of pacing and wringing your hands in the hallway, just like in movies. I’ll be there sooooon!!! BABY, EEEEE!!!
katiedillon: My name’s Katie. When I watch movies or tv, I repeat crap. Most of the time, I don’t even realize I’m saying anything. Get used to it. Example while watching Robin Hood: “Evary taownnn…” Example while watching late night TV in 2004: “Jaaaaaaayyyyy Lennnnnooooo”
I've had a string of embarrassing moments lately
Ones involving older brothers of friends and facebook, U-Scans at Meijer, and well, I nearly fell off my bike twice on the way to work this morning. People saw both times. What is going ON?
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
katiedillon: actually, Wyatt. Cause Wyatt Cooper aka Domion? What the eff was that about anyways?
celiabeth: sarahseag: My eyes are puffy. From lack of sleep and from having a bad night. What’s a girl gotta do to get a decent night’s sleep? i am in the exact same boat. you know what a girl’s gotta do? move into a nice lil house and bake cookies and watch national geographics on vhs. just a thought. You’re a girl after my own heart.
My eyes are puffy. From lack of sleep and from having a bad night. What’s a girl gotta do to get a decent night’s sleep?
“Your seniorita wants a chicken fajita.” And it’s true. At least for Michael. I DO want a chicken fajita.
If I didn’t know firsthand the horrors that come with your house burning down, I’d say let’s just start over in a new house and burn this effer down. This is getting ridiculous.
Something weird (and ugly).
katiedillon: First of all, what do you call a bunch of turkeys (this is a legitimate question)? Well, today I was at this lady’s house. My mom knows her. I’ve been staying there on and off since I came back to GR and until we’re moved into our new house. So I’m taking a nap in her basement before work. No one is home. And what do I hear, but a tapping on the window. I was a little perplexed...
Things I need to do before I'll even CONSIDER...
Swim in Lake Michigan a minimum of 10 more times Have 3 more cookouts Buy more coconut M&M’s Utilize Kate’s beach umbrella more Eat 25 Flavor Ice’s The weather may not co-operate with me on some of these, but pretty please Michigan weather…could you try?
It's Starting to Feel a Little Like Fall
(via timyok) How dare you.
I love a good kitten
And right now, there’s one running around my mom’s porch. It’s absolutely ADORable. It has very blue eyes. I held it. I think it liked me. I want it. I already named it Capri Sun.
You know those church signs that say cheesy things about God and church? Most people should know what I mean. I saw one on my recent trip home that said “Exposure to the ‘son’ may cause burning.” Now, I’m sure this was a simple matter of opposites confusion. I think it’s clear they were probably going for the son aka Jesus will PREVENT burning, in hell no...
katiedillon: sarahseag: And maybe I like to do laundry. What of it? really? sure fooled me. Sure fooled you? What do you know? I enjoy the smell of clean laundry. I enjoy laying in a pile of warm laundry, fresh out of the dryer. I enjoy folding clothes, exactly how I want them to be folded. Even my underwears. As far as household chores go, I find laundry quite enjoyable. Shove it, Dillon.
And maybe I like to do laundry. What of it?
follow my new blog
jacobmichaels: http://moviequote.tumblr.com/ my siblings and i are big movie quoters. when we get together probably 88% of our dialogue comes from some film that we watched together growing up. anyways, eric told me i should start a blog where i just say quotes from movies. i thought i’d give it a go. it’s really stupid. but great. My sisters and I are big movie quoters too so I do think...
Things that are not awesome
Your roommate’s cat having fleas Your roommate being in Delaware for a week while her cat has fleas Having pastel mints left over from a baby shower for lunch Hip specialists and how much they charge for their services The job market for new college grads A pseudo attorney boss who doesn’t tell you where he is and you’re supposed to be his “assistant” A pseudo...
SOLD. I feel awful about it. But glad I made the long trip up there for our last weekend together. I plan on stalking the new owners and loitering around their beach though, so maybe it will be okay. Or, maybe I’ll just get arrested for being creepy. Either way, I’ll miss it. Too many memories there. I hate when a chapter in life closes.
Warning. This is long and about marriage.
Here’s the thing. I have many thoughts about marriage. I think about it a lot. I mean, I’m surrounded by divorce, custody battles, and child support disputes 40 hours a week, so it comes with the territory. Not to mention my own parents had their own messy, drawn out divorce. No wonder I have so many thoughts about it. Many of my thoughts include fears. As in, I fear I will not succeed...
i am so utterly content right now because
lauren-elisabeth: i just got home from a somewhat crazy day of work. [coughnewmanagement. k.dill, i have stories for you…] and now i’m snuggling up in my new house with only some construction workers around to keep me company. but i don’t care because a. i have a strawberry lime jones soda for “special” occasions… like thursdays. b. half a sample gluten-free blueberry muff from work. c....
I'll admit it...
I like reading blogs about moms and their kids. Is that creepy? I hope not.
khughes: sarahseag: I just got called “hun” by a girl I JUST met who was probably 20. As in, nearly 4 years younger than me. I HATE THE WORD “HUN”…. especially by people younger than me. How dare she. I know, right?!! She had some real nerve. Kids these days.
Oh no she di'nt!
I just got called “hun” by a girl I JUST met who was probably 20. As in, nearly 4 years younger than me.
This is in my head...
ha ha ha haaaaaa haaaa I knowwww this muuuuch is TRUE!!! robbieee and juuuuuuliiia-ha ha!
When I have kids
katiedillon: they’ll never, ever, EVER know who elmo is. They’ll know if Aunt Sarah teaches them Elmo songs to drive you craaaazy!!! Or maybe they would like Rainbow Bridge better..
Necessity is the mother of invention
Today, I NEEDED my glasses to stop falling down my face every 2 seconds. So, I INVENTED something to keep them up that was made out of tiny pieces of a Netflix envelope. And there you have it.
I’m sure plenty of people have younger sisters and know the joy that comes with owning one. But has anyone gotten a text message with a heartfelt, self-composed song from their younger sister? In which she displays her surprisingly stunning vocal talents? Probably not. Also, she would kill me if she knew I put this on the internet. I just wanted everyone to see how darling she was. But still,...
josephmichael: ate two cookies for breakfast. Then I laughed because when you’re little, you would weep tears of joy if your mom let you do that. When you’re an adult, you just feel confused and maybe a little guilty. I had three Golden Oreos for breakfast and did feel confused and guilty. Still deciding if I should have a proper breakfast or just let it go…
I'm in 3rd grade
Because I definitely have pinkeye. And I definitely have to stay home from work. This would be fun, minus the whole pink itchy watery eyeball part.
I miss this
I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait…what was the question?
katiedillon: I realize it’s a Spike Lee film, but what does this word mean? Someone, help. My instincts tell me something like the act of being confused. But what do I know?
timyok: I’m pretty excited for school to start. How about that? I feel a little sad I don’t get to enjoy back to school season this year. I love new paper and pens and taking notes for the first week of class.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry…But I work at a family law... →
Things on my mind today
Labral tears and femoroacetabular impingements Coconut M&M’s My future The beach and Lake Michigan Michael Blodgett Law school Money Comcast’s internet service (and how crappy it is lately) Concealed weapon licenses Friends that I miss
Mall of America today.
katiedillon: who wants a trinket? MEEE I DOOO!
Today I called a client with the last name Fisher,...
As in, “Bobby Fisher! Where is he? I don’t know, I don’t know!” His name isn’t Bobby, or even Robert.